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GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by dee

dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


MONOPOLY SHIRT - Bad day to wear his favourite t-shirt!


TAGS: clothes funny
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by 7053



FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: x ray vision through clothes pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Reality Lord - January 30, 2011, 7:38 am

5 despite the unnecessary error in spelling. lol


WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH -


TAGS: vintage fashion computer woman clothes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

vulture - February 20, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oops - my bad. Elnett with two 'T's
djrcreative - February 11, 2012, 7:24 am
Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)
vulture - February 11, 2012, 1:56 am
Ah, yes! "Big Hair"... an hour of backcombing and a whole can of Elnet!
djrcreative - February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm
Thanks. :D
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 12:36 pm
g55d run daniel :)


Take off my Dress -




A NEW WOMAN - Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut, new clothes, And you get information on a need-to-know basis


TAGS: you get a new hair cut new clothes
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:57 am

How many people re up for a 2nd tour?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:17 am
Nice. 5L


ENGLISH GRAMMAR FAIL - This is what happens when you miss classes to become a designer.


TAGS: fail grammar english clothes brazil
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by BiaMálaga

maverick1 - January 12, 2011, 7:10 pm
OH NOES! ENGRISH!


FOOLS - We want your money.


TAGS: fools money fashion pants clothes
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:46 pm
Sure. Got some other $ making ideas for me? Teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:09 am
Wait a minute . . . did you really invent those?!?
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:47 am
Hey...keeps the ants off your pants and food!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:40 am
Brain . . . . rejecting . . . . can't . . . 5ense . . . . of it.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:45 am
Own? I invented the d*** things...bahaha!
Oiler - February 1, 2013, 1:07 am
You OWN a pair...lol


INGENUITY -


TAGS: despair day acheivemnet unecessary the man makes the clothes stare all you like tag mistake
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 7:22 pm
Thanks for the votes, guys, and certainly for the comments. They're hilarious.
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:18 am
LMAO!
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 10:02 am
LOL...would you like new car scent or pine?
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 9:56 am
Priceless! Now where did I lay that stethoscope?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
Cool. I'm trading in my clip-board. What the hell was I thinking?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 9:18 pm
Problems at home, Random? This is what happens when you don't go to that Halloween party!
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 9:15 pm
Here I am making jokes about a cheating girlfriend and a warm watermelon, and this comes along and truly becomes awesome. Excellent Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:14 pm
Thanks, guys. Stuff like that is always good to hear.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 9:11 pm
Excellent Bart. 5Ls
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 9:09 pm
5lions for 5! Perfect score!
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
God! the comments are hilarious. Thanks for the votes, guys. I'm glad you like it.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
A lab coat from Dr. Seymour Bush
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
5L - welcome to the world!


canadians -


TAGS: canadian winter summer clothes tough
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:20 am
Just a tad...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:19 am
Ug...you should see the gals!
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 12:00 am

LOL! Had to go into town for provisions and while in the store I was asked if it was cold out. "No, it's nice," I said. "It's about 40, I think." I have lived in Wyoming too long.
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:29 am
Hah!


Elves -




Top 3 -


TAGS: clothes conjugal visits sound fun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

demon001 - January 26, 2014, 10:15 pm
What's a "POILCE" car?
- January 14, 2014, 6:19 pm
#11. Thought she was eighteen
GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:05 am
4. Man, bytch can box 5. You can’t touch strippers? 6. Ittybittyt****s….and my hands 7. ‘Got milk?’, nice one 8. Just sayin’, my a** 9. We’re phuct aren’t we. 10. I hate youforthis, Ism


Workin' It -




A GAME WE PLAY -


TAGS: little girl doll clothes
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:30 pm
HA! You are twisted Greeny.


Every Little Girl's Dream -




I CALL IT THAT ANYWAY -


TAGS: need a card and clothespin
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

pzykosiz - November 13, 2011, 5:02 pm
ewww i'm touching caveman
guyfox - November 12, 2011, 7:17 pm
I can see a little bit of me in the corner
rerun - November 12, 2011, 3:45 pm

I see a few I don't know
Sho - November 12, 2011, 1:08 pm
That's my best angle
gas - November 11, 2011, 10:50 pm
same here, I think I saw a little piece of me there xD
IllicoPresto - November 11, 2011, 10:26 pm
Glad to be a member. I think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2011, 10:16 pm
thanks Greeny, I'm proud to be included. And a little sad about all the good folks we don't see anymore.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:49 pm
I'll dring to that !!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:26 pm
amsome...we all sail in the same boat
the1stCOMMI3 - November 11, 2011, 4:12 pm
so where do i fit in?


DIVORCEDIET -


TAGS: divorce diet tote wardrobe clothes
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by timmey

ICEMAN - November 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
Too many commas.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 9:31 pm
i got a good chuckle out of this one =)


THE HEADLINES -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 headlines hemlines necklines jawlines clothesline lifeline
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:16 am
Flattered and happy to be back....now fully aware of how things operate around here.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:11 am
I got on to crashedmonkey for having multiple aliases... And then you got online... And I was trying to get your attention. That's all.
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:06 am
I don't get it....very confused, remember, I was in solitary confinement for a week.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:03 am
Read on down if you haven't yet. LoL
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:02 am
Hi
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Mongo, if you don't say hi, the crashed monkey gets it. :P
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:31 am
But... but... AWWWWWWWWWW! :'(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:29 am
That's your motherly instincts TOC........Cut that out already!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 8:47 am
Aw, Mongo left. :( I was hoping for a nice happy reunion or something.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 8:46 am
Crashedmonkey, Mongo! You are online at the same time!
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
That's the reason i quit my last last job. i am not allowed to do anything while the customer is beating the **** out of me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 12:19 pm
But mostly I do nothing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
No....Not even close.......What I do is more like "Beat the **** out of the customer" service.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:13 pm
you're in Customer Service too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:59 am
I don't have much of a choice......it's either work or starve.....And I have a habit to support.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:55 am
The last time i worked i got fired. For trying.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:54 am
That's bad!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:53 am
Working......Ugggghhhhhhh.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:52 am
moooooooooooo where have you been.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:48 am
I don't know Bovee...that last one seemed racially motivated.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 11:13 am
i was to quick to attack. sorry. just seen this to much in my short time here. and all my attacks are in good fun anyway.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:45 am
Hit you at the forum again crashed. Thanks for commenting. T.O.C. she is nice. I also encourage you to create poster. Have a nice day.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:33 am
Well, thank you guys for not jumping on the attack, i know it looks read bad, but really the only name i ever use for ANYTHING at all is this one, ive had this logon/sn since i was like 13 for games and save files and everything
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:33 am
Indeed. It is also noteworthy that of the registered names, none have a warning or ban record. :)
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:31 am
I guess that was not necessary crashed since you're kind enough to answer to the allegations pleasantly.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:26 am
and yes i posted my work number and yes i know how easy it is to mess with but i dont really care, thats why i have the "mute" b***on and caller id
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:25 am
...Particularly anyone using the names I mentioned.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:23 am
Well hey, IF ANYONE READING THIS IS PART OF FISC NORFOLK, HIT UP SEAMAN VALDEZ, IM PART OF PMO, 4432396, YOU KNOW THE AREA CODE AND IM IN THE GLOBAL FOR EMAIL
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:21 am
person
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:21 am
I will try to find these people. Im a part of one command here of like 15 people, and theres another 9 commands with 30 or more people attached to this floor alone, the building is about six stories high and were ALL on one network and there a comp per
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:20 am
Yes, Crashedmonkey. But i'm sure you understand the consequences this. if one of those aliases does something cute the blame falls on you.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:18 am
I still say you should search out whoever is Mongo. LoL They must be nearby since your IPs are the same... That would just be weird. I keep hoping nobody from school finds the site so I don't get someone else's alias stuck to me.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:15 am
*ack* i r not mongo
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:12 am
Mongo. I'm sure i read it somewhere but not in the headlines. d*** those barbiturates.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:01 am
*fact not face
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:01 am
but they werent there before this morning, im tellin yall, its not me, its the face im using this computer
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:55 am
There's actually quite a few more aliases I found as well.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 9:46 am
Seriously, I dont like, but im using a work computer in a building with ALLOT of people all on the same network, I only use one name for EVERYTHING and thats this one.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 9:45 am
wow that is a lot. maybe he is bipolar.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:35 am
USN, Pitbulownr... How many of these do you have?!?
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:35 am
And cavalla boy, Waterterd, NY, and elwood blues. Jeebus.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:34 am
Interesting. You are also: scott, dave, kyle., Muffin, Mack, todd snyder, ???, and north star.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:29 am
You and your aliases. That's uncool, dude.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 9:27 am
I kinda really wanna read this story now...


ADVERTISING GENIUS - Know your target audience Give the people what they want Especially the "underthings"


TAGS: cubby clothes
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - June 7, 2010, 4:47 pm
Thanks Cubby... high praise indeed!
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:44 pm
4 lions for not showing the "under things" Great job Chef


ANIMAL REVOLUTION -




PSST... - ...I think one of us is gonna have to change




ONE PIECE EASY - Because 2 pieces has always been such a chore.




Calories -


TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!


HIS AND HERS -


TAGS: his clothes her clothes humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - August 14, 2017, 5:17 am
Excellent, Age and size are only numbers. It's the attitude you bring to clothes that make the difference. UP yours


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Amaretto Boutique -




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